Clearly not content with causing upset and misery to Deal Or No Deal contestants on the Dream Factory phone each weekday, The Banker has joined Twitter to taunt, and haunt them. Not only that, he’s venting his spleen on all manner of other things for the great British public’s contemplation.

So far, we have found out that he has a penchant for vuvuzelas, wears a silk bath gown, dislikes Noel Edmonds’ shirts and watches a LOT of television. Lord only knows what else he will reveal? Here are his last five tweets:

Morning Twits (is that the term?). I’m on my way to Wimbledon with a ladyfriend. She’s not been for about 33 years so she’s very excited.

A productive day. We have learned; England always play Germany, TVs make dark evenings look light & tennis players are quitters.

With the tennis match I have witnessed a triumph of the human spirit. Mainly because I couldn’t find the remote.

Imagine if they planned this. What a brilliant way for two unknown tennis players to become famous! Without committing a heinous crime!

Nice of @dealornodeal to send the show update; I suspect today’s episode was watched the exactly 3 people. Including my mother.

For all his miserly mutterings and show commentaries follow The Banker @officialbanker on Twitter. www.twitter.com/OfficialBanker